201. You can't eat charred foods because they give you cancer.
202. You can't chew gum because it gives you cancer.
203. You can't eat Chinese food because it gives you cancer.
204. You can't take Chinese herbal supplements because they give you cancer.
205. You can't eat chips because they give you cancer.
206. You can't be exposed to chloramphenicol because it gives you cancer.
207. You can't be exposed to chlordane because it gives you cancer.
208. You can't be exposed to chlorinated camphene because it gives you cancer.
209. You can't swim in chlorinated water because it gives you cancer.
210. You can't be exposed to chlorodiphenyl because it gives you cancer.
211. You can't knock yourself out with chloroform because it gives you cancer.
212. You can't have high cholesterol because it gives you cancer.
213. You can't have low cholesterol because it gives you cancer.
214. You can't be exposed to chromium because it gives you cancer.
215. You can't be exposed to coal tar because it gives you cancer.
216. You can't drink coffee because it gives you cancer.
217. You can't visit a coke oven because they give you cancer.
218. You can't eat crackers because they give you cancer.
219. You can't paint your fence with creosote because it gives you cancer.
220. You can't be exposed to cyclamates because they give you cancer.
221. You can't eat dairy products because they give you cancer.
222. You can't use deodorants because they give you cancer.
223. You can't bathe in depleted uranium because it gives you cancer.
224. You can't beat depression because it gives you cancer.
225. You can't be exposed to dichloryacetylene because it gives you cancer.
226. You can't be exposed to DDT because it gives you cancer.
227. You can't be exposed to dieldrin because it gives you cancer.
228. You can't drive a diesel car because the exhaust gives you cancer.
229. You can't drink diet soda because it gives you cancer.
230. You can't be exposed to dimethyl sulphate because it gives you cancer.
231. You can't be exposed to dinitrotouluene because it gives you cancer.
232. You can't be exposed to dioxin because it gives you cancer.
233. You can't be exposed to dioxane because it gives you cancer.
234. You can't be exposed to epichlorhydrin because it gives you cancer.
235. You can't be exposed to ethyle acrilate because it gives you cancer.
236. You can't be exposed to ethylene because it gives you cancer.
237. You can't be exposed to ethilene dibromide because it gives you cancer.
238. You can't have any ethnic beliefs because they give you cancer (no, this is not a joke, some scientist really said this).
239. You can't be exposed to ethylene dichloride because it gives you cancer.
240. You can't take Ex-Lax because it gives you cancer.
241. You can't eat fat because it gives you cancer.
242. You shouldn't be fat because it gives you cancer. Probably. I'm guessing here.
243. You can't use fluoride toothpaste or drink fluoridised water because it gives you cancer.
244. You can't fly because it gives you cancer. Well, it's the planes really. Flapping your wings and jumping off a building isn't too healthy, either, but at least it doesn't give you cancer.
245. You can't pickle yourself in formaldehyde because it gives you cancer.
246. You can't tolerate free radicals - they give you cancer.
247. You can't eat fruit - it gives you cancer.
248. You can't drive a car - petrol gives you cancer.
249. You can't trust your own genes - they give you cancer.
250. You can't eat gingerbread - it gives you cancer.
251. You can't stand the thought of global warming - it gives you cancer.
252. You can't tolerate gluteraldehyde - it gives you cancer.
253. You can't be a stonemason - granite gives you cancer.
254. You can't eat grilled meat - it gives you cancer.
255. You can't be a soldier - the Gulf War gives you cancer.
256. You can't dye your hair - hair dyes give you cancer.
257. You can't eat hamburgers - they give you cancer.
258. You can't have an upset stomach - it might be caused by heliobacter pylori which give you cancer.
259. You can't risk being exposed to the hepatitis B virus - it gives you cancer.
260. You can't tolerate hexachlorbutadiene - it gives you cancer.
261. You can't be exposed to hexachlorethane - it gives you cancer.
262. You can't have high bone mass - it gives you cancer.
263. You can't take the HRT treatment because it increases your chances of cancer.
264. You can't abide hydrazine - it gives you cancer.
265. You can't bleach your hair - hydrogen peroxide gives you cancer.
266. You can't be a Catholic - incense gives you cancer.
267. You can't afford to be infertile - it increases your chances of cancer.
268. You can't wear jewellery - it gives you cancer.
269. You can't use Kepone to get rid of cockroaches - it gives you cancer.
270. You can't kiss anyone - it gives you cancer.
271. You can't be a couch potato - lack of exercise gives you cancer.
272. You can't take laxatives - they give you cancer.
273. You can't work with lead - it gives you cancer.
274. You can't be left handed because it increases your chance of cancer.
275. You can't use Lindane - it gives you cancer.
276. You can't gargle with Listerine - it gives you cancer.
277. You can't eat a low fibre diet - it gives you cancer.
278. You can't tolerate magnetic fields - they give you cancer.
279. You can't expose yourself to malonaldehyde - it gives you cancer.
280. You can't have a mammogram - mammograms give you cancer.
281. You can't expose yourself to manganese - it gives you cancer.
282. You can't smoke pot - marijuana gives you cancer.
283. You can't be exposed to methyl bromide - it gives you cancer.
284. You can't expose yourself to methylene chloride - it gives you cancer.
285. You can't afford to be menopausal because it increases your chances of cancer.
286. You can't cook in a microwave oven - they give you cancer.
287. You can't breast-feed - milk hormones give you cancer.
288. On the other hand you can't not breast-feed, because not breast-feeding gives you cancer. If you're a woman, presumably.
289. You can't put mixed spices in your cooking - they give you cancer.
290. You can't use a mobile phone - they give you cancer.
291. You can't tolerate MTBE (methyl tertiary-butyl ether, a common petrol additive) - it gives you cancer.
292. You can't be exposed to nickel - it gives you cancer.
293. You can't go out at night - night lighting gives you cancer.
294. You can't work the night shift - it gives you cancer.
295. You can't work with nitrates - they give you cancer.
296. You can't not be a twin - having a twin decreases your chances of getting cancer.
297. You can't live near a nuclear power plant - they give you cancer.
298. You can't put Nutrasweet in your coffee - it gives you cancer (so does coffee).
299. You can't be a woman - oestrogen gives you cancer.
300. You can't tolerate olestra - it gives you cancer.
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